Wouldn't It Be Nice?

I love that old Beach Boys classic: "Wouldn't It Be Nice" and that has me thinking. Wouldn't it be nice if all lotions were as good as Hemperor? Wouldn't it be nice to always have a Brown Sugar tan? Wouldn't it be nice if all nail polish was a good as China Glaze? Wouldn't it be nice to always have access to all of these top notch name brands for less? Oh wait, it's already nice at Lotion Source!